Geography of Women

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Different types of Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." - That's Advertising..."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."

You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) and says: "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

The Great Soccer Tactic

Berita Buruk

Suatu sore telepon berbunyi.
"Hallo, Pak juri ? Ini saya, tuan, Dodo, pembantu di villa bapak.."

"Oh iya. Ada apa Do? Ada masalah?

"Anu..saya nelepon cuma mau ngasih tau, burung kakaktua bapak mati.."

"Kakaktua saya? Mati? Yang pernah menang di Lomba Tingkat Dunia itu??"

"Ya tuan..yang itu"

"Waduh sial juga ya...lumayan banyak juga tuh duit keluar buat ngelatih tu burung.. matinya kenapa do?"

Positive proof of global warming