Marriage

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we're

Best Comeback Line in Court

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...


Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"


A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

B. I. N. is the BEST

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Pikiran Mr Bean

*Mr. Bean menghadiri rapat*

Rekan: Maaf saya terlambat. Saya terjebak di dalam lift selama 4 jam karena listrik padam.
Mr. Bean: Tidak apa, saya juga ? saya terjebak di eskalator selama 3 jam.

*Pelajaran Mengeja*
Anak Mr. Bean: Pa, bagaimana ejaan kata “successful” ? dengan satu c atau dua c?
Mr. Bean: Beri saja tiga agar yakin.

*Mr. Bean ke bioskop*
Teman: Mengapa kamu mengajak 18 teman menonton bioskop.
Mr. Bean: Karena di bawah 18 tidak boleh.

Go Green: Pohon dan Kegunaannya

1. Cemara laut dan akasia; Cocok ditanam di tanah yang kurang subur
2. Ketapang dan dadap: Cocok di lahan yang mengandung garam
3. Pinus, palem botol, bungur, kayu putih: Tahan terhadap terpaan angin kencang
4. Trembesi (johar), flamboyan, akasia: Cocok untuk lahan yang kering
5. Mahoni dan lamtoro: Untuk menyerap genangan air
6. Cemara laut, bunga kupu-kupu, pohon barus: Menyerap CO2
7. Damar, asem londo, mahoni: menyerap Pb
8. Cemara kipas, kersen, angsana, sawo kecik: Menahan partikel padat (debu)
9. Cempaka, tanjung, damar, bambu, kenanga: Dapat menyerap bau busuk
10. Gatis, cemara laut, tusam, cemara kipas: Menurunkan kebisingan.

Gempa di Indonesia

Hasil copy-paste dari sini (tulisan bocahndeso)

Indonesia mempunyai banyak gunung berapi, dan berada pada wilayah pertemuan 3 lempeng kerak bumi, yaitu lempeng Eurasia, lempeng Pasifik dan lempeng India-Australia. Selain itu, Indonesia juga berada pada wilayah pertemuan 2 jalur gempa utama dunia, yaitu jalur gempa sirkum pasifik dan jalur gempa Alpide Transiatic.

Secara umum, Indonesia dapat dibagi dalam 6 zonasi gempa. Secara garis besarnya, pembagian zonasi tersebut adalah daerah zona 1, ini adalah zonasi terawan, terdapat didaerah sekitar Papua. Selanjutnya zona 2, 3, 4, berada didaerah sekitar Sumatera dan Jawa serta Bali. Sedangkan zona 5, berada di sekitar Kalimantan, dengan zonasi teraman, zona 6 berada di sekitar daerah Kalimantan Barat.