Allamasea-sea

Allamaasea-seya mua
Tau naompori səssə kale
Nasaba riwəttu baiccu na
Dememəng naəngka nagguru

Riwəttu baiccutamitu wədding
Narekko battoani masussani
Nasaba maraja nawa-naawani
Ǝnrəngnge pole toni kuttue

Cowok Vs Cewek (ngambil duit di ATM)

Kalau cowok ambil duit di ATM:

1. Parkir mobil
2. Masuk ke ATM
3. Masukkan kartu
4. Masukkan nomer PIN
5. Ambil duitnya
6. Pergi dengan mobilnya

Kalau cewek ambil duit di ATM:

Westerner Vs Asian

Understanding of Asian culture vs. Western, interesting research.
These icons were designed by Liu Young who was born in China and educated in Germany .

Blue - Westerner & Red - Asian

3 Meals a Day

Sex with Ghost

There was a seminar on "Psychic Phenomena" going on, when the speaker decided to involve the audience. He first asked, "Everyone who has ever seen a ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the entire audience stood up.

He then asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing." About 2 dozen people were still standing.

He then asked how many people had been in the same room as a ghost and 6 people stood up.

Finally he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat down except this one man.

When the speaker demanded if he had REALLY had sex with a ghost, the guy replied, "Oh, I am very sorry, I thought you said GOAT."

KAMU berdasarkan golongan darahmu

Di Jepang, ramalan ttg seseorang lebih ditentukan oleh golongan darah daripada zodiak atau shio. Kenapa? Katanya, golongan darah itu ditentukan oleh protein-protein tertentu yang membangun semua sel di tubuh kita dan oleh karenanya juga menentukan psikologi kita. Benar apa tidak?

SIFAT SECARA UMUM

• A : terorganisir, konsisten, jiwa kerja-sama tinggi, tapi selalu cemas (krn perfeksionis) yg kadang bikin org mudah sebel, kecenderungan politik: 'destra'
• B : nyantai, easy going, bebas, dan paling menikmati hidup, kecenderungan politik: 'sinistra'
• O : berjiwa besar, supel, gak mau ngalah, alergi pada yg detil, kecenderungan politik: 'centro'
• AB : unik, nyleneh, banyak akal, berkepribadian ganda, kecenderungan politik

WHAT I WANT in A MAN

Original list (when he is age 25s)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

NEW DEFINITIONS !!

School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her Masters.

Wake Up!

Little Johnny - I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied,

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

Little Johnny - Skips A Grade

A first grade teacher was having trouble with little Johnny, who was one of her first grade students. He was constantly misbehaving during class. Finally, she held him after class one day.

The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Wife Definition

EVEN WOMEN CAN FIND SOME HUMOUR IN SOME OF THESE!!! ENJOY ...

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
=David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
=Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
=Hemant Joshi

Indonesia Raja

Anak Laki-laki atau Perempuan?

The Modern Life

TENJEWBERRYMUDS

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. It has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.

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Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."