WHAT I WANT in A MAN

Original list (when he is age 25s)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised list when he is turning 32

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors
3. Has enough money for nice dinner
4. Listens MORE than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes (even is not funny :))
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remember birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Revised list when he is 42

1. Not TOO ugly
2. Doesnt drive off until I am in the car
3. Works steady, splurges on dinner out occassionally
4. Nods head when I am talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good shape to rearrange furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy chmapagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekend

Revised list when he is 52

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public
3. Doesnt borrow money too often
4. Doesnt nod off to sleep when I am venting
5. Doesnt re tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good tv dinner
9. Remembers your name on occassion
10. Shaves some weekend

Revised list when he is 62

1. Doesnt scare small children
2. Remember where the bathroom is
3. Doesnt require much money for upkeep
4. Only snore lightly when asleep
5. Remembers when he is laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Like soft foods
9. Remember where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that its weekend

Revised list when he is 72

1. Breathing
2. Doesnt miss the toilet