Air India

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL (Boniface) Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India .

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

Slip Biru bukan Slip Merah

info ini Sy dapet dari milis yg Sy ikuti dan Sy copas ke blog ini.

info ini menyangkut Slip Tilang yang semestinya kita terima ketika ditilang.

here we go:

1. Slip Merah, berarti kita menyangkal kalau melanggar aturan dan mau membela diri secara hukum. Kalau kita dapat Slip Merah, berarti kita akan disidang. Dan SIM kita harus kita ambil di pengadilan setempat. Tapi ngerti sendiri kan prosesnya? Nguantri yg panjang bgt. Belom lagi calo2 yang bejibun. Nah biasanya kita menghindari urusan kayak gitu dan lebih memilih "berdamai" dengan oknum polisi dan so pasti duitnya masuk kantong pribadi sang oknum.

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