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UULLAJ No 22 Thn 2009
16-05-2010 01:30:47

UU No. 22 THN 2009

1. Setiap Orang
Mengakibatkan gangguan pada: fungsi rambu lalu lintas, Marka Jalan, Alat pemberi isyarat lalu lintas fasilitas pejalan kaki, dan alat pengaman pengguna jalan.
Pasal 275 ayat (1) jo pasal 28 ayat (2)
Denda : Rp 250.000

2. Setiap Pengguna Jalan

Mario the Motivator

Motivasi Hari Ini:
"Tak ada pekerjaan yg berat. Pekerjaan Seberat Apapun Akan Terasa Ringan Apabila Tidak Dikerjakan".
(Mario Ngeluh)

Motivasi Esok Hari:
"Bila anda gagal hari ini, jangan pernah menyerah. Ulangi terus kegagalan anda sampai boss Anda yang menyerah".
(Mario Tegar)

Tidur adalah Sukses

Kesuksesan bisa diraih karena usaha.
Usaha bermula karena ada kemauan.
Kemauan tercipta karena ada cita-cita.
Cita-cita berasal dari mimpi.
Mimpi ada karena Tidur.
Jadi... Jika ingin sukses marilah kita Tidur.

Arti Sandi-Sandi Rahasia Polisi Indonesia

Berikut ini rekapan sandi yang lazim digunakan oleh POLRI.
Untuk “kasta” tertentu punya sandi yang MASIH RAHASIA.

Maksud dari kasta adalah :
- Reserse
- Intel
- Densus


SANDI ALPHABET

A : Ambon
B : Bandung

Tips motret dengan teknik slow speed

Tips buat motret dengan teknik slow speed:

1. Selalu gunakan tripod untuk mencegah kamera goyang/shake, lebih bagus lagi kalo pake shutter-remote/shutter-cable release agar kamera gak goyang pas jari kita mencet shutter button kamera.

2. Selalu pake bukaan diafragma terkecil, foto-foto diatas pake diafragma f/22.

3. Pake ISO terkecil, kira-kira pake ISO 100 lah biar hasil jepretan bersih dan gak noise

4. Aplikasikan filter untuk mencegah foto menjadi over exposure, mengingat kita memaksa kamera untuk mengcapture objek dalam waktu yang agak lama,

Definisi Baru

Cerai:
Bentuk kata masa depan (future tense) dari Menikah.

Kuliah:
Seni memindahkan informasi dari buku catatan dosen ke buku catatan mahasiswa tanpa melalui otak kedua belah pihak.

Konferensi:
Kebingungan seseorang dikalikan dengan jumlah peserta.

Ruang Konferensi:
Sebuah tempat dimana semua orang bicara, tidak seorangpun mendengar dan sesudahnya setiap orang bilang tidak setuju.

Punctuation is Powerful

14 Surprising Uses for Your Microwave

1. Disinfecting and Deodorizing Sponges
Don't throw out the kitchen sponge that smells like last night's salmon. Soak it in water spiked with white vinegar or lemon juice, then heat it on high for 1 minute. (Use an oven mitt to remove it.) This will also disinfect any sponges you used to wipe up the juices from a raw chicken.

2. Cooking an Entire Dinner in Under 10 Minutes
Not just the TV variety. We mean braised salmon with green beans and mashed potatoes. Use the microwave for any recipe that calls for braising, poaching, or steaming. Just subtract about three-quarters of the cooking time. Remember to stir liquids often to redistribute the heat, and always take the food out a minute or two before it's completely done, since it will continue to cook.

3. Disinfecting Plastic Cutting Boards

the best Answer for Interview Questions

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....
No one will GET second chance to impress....
Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...


Question 1:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

IAS Toppers Answers

IAS TOPPERS ANSWERS

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very h ard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

The Art of Appraisal

Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".

Staff: What? How come 'average'?

Big Boss: Because...err...uhh...you lack domain knowledge.

Staff: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.

Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.

Staff: What???

World's Easiest Quiz!

(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

Bahasa Orang Kantoran

ASAP
Singkatan dari As Soon As Possible, biasanya dipakai oleh atasan yang minta laporan dari bawahannya. Paling males dapet email yang subjectnya ASAP pake huruf gede. Biasanya laporan ini sifatnya dadakan bgt. Celakanya, bagi bawahan, laporan inilah yg biasanya paling lama dicuekin, alias gak diduga2 kalo sewaktu2 bos minta, walhasil..JEBRET! Lembur sampe pagi!.

TENTATIVE
Kata sakti yang biasanya dipakai untuk menjelaskan sesuatu di masa depan yang kurang jelas menjadi lebih gak jelas. Apalagi kalo dalam suasana meeting yang udah sangat gak produktif dan super ngebosenin, kalo bisa semua keputusan bersifat tentative. Yang penting cepet pulang.

MEETING

Are You a Mental Deficiency? :)

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Tears Drop Fact

"When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it's from happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it is pain".

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How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

Pria, Wanita dan Keledai

PERSAMAAN 1
Manusia = makan + tidur + kerja + hura-hura
Keledai = makan + tidur

Maka,
Manusia = Keledai + kerja + hura-hura

Maka,
Manusia – hura-hura = Keledai + kerja

Maka,
Manusia yang tidak tau hura-hura = Keledai yang bekerja / Kerja seperti Keledai

Ever Wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

How to Recruit the RIGHT PERSON for the JOB with the help of BRICKS

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department.

If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing ..

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